2005-08-14 - 4:02 p.m.
So Another episode. Hmm. This one is all over the place...
Riffi and Saxy were 'escorted' into the Prawnfathers chamber by one of Don Caviarvi's henchipus wiseguys. There were a pair of henchsquids in there too, with large black guppyguns Big nasty bang bang things they were. Ohhh, very nasty. Riffi didnt like the look of this one bit. Saxy was disturbed by the lack of groupies.
"I heer tha you tried to skip town." mumbled the Prawnfather.
Riffi and Saxy looked at each other blankly. How else, indeed, could they look at each other, considering how badly drawn they are.
Riffi raised his shrimpy eyebrows. "...Yes?" he asked cautiously.
The Prawnfather beat his prawny hands onto his desk and roared. (Roaring Prawn? Hows that for a cool song title?)
"NO!" said Riffi. "No, absoloutely not! We wouldnt do anything of the sort!"
"What are we meant to have done, man?" asked Saxy, quitely, to Riffi.
"Oh, for gods sake!" Said the Prawnfather. "Dear god! I try to promote an air of authority, of power, but everyone always questions me. What is it about my speech that people don't understand?!?"
"You could cut out the mumbling." said Riffi.
CLUNK! went the butt of one of the Henchsquids large black bang bang things over Riffi's head. Riffi fell to the floor, dazed. The henchipuses, or should that be henchipi, snarled angrily.
"Hey, when did you come in?" Saxy asked the second henchipus. The second Henchipus didn't answer though, merely Clunked him over the head with his large black bang bang thing.
"Ow!" cried Saxy, rubbing his tender noggin. "What did you do that for?"
"Shut up." said one of the Henchsquids. Henchsquid number two I think it was.
Saxy continued to rub his tender noggin.
"And you can cut that out too!" said Henchipus number one, the one who had escorted them into the room. "We dont want any of that malarky."
"What malarky?" asked Riffi.
CLUNK! Went the butt of Henchipus number two's large black bang bang thing over Riffis head.
"Shut up!" quoth the Henchipus.
"Owwww!" cried Riffi. "What the hell're you doin, man!"
"Shut up" Growled henchsquid #2. "But I didnt do anything!" protested Riffi.
Henchsquid number 2 Clunked Riffi on the head with his large black bang bang thing. Saxy smirked, before Huncipus #2 Clunked him on the head with his large black bang bang thing.
"Owww!" squealed Saxy.
"Shut up!" snarled henchsquid #2. or it might have been henchsquid number 2, I'm not quite sure, they all look alike to me.
"If you two werent the brains of your sad little band, I'd kill you for you impudence!" said the Prawnfather.
"Now look, man" said Saxy. "That was just that one time, OK! I'd been, like, awake for 72 hours, and I had a lot of groupies to please..."
His rant was cut off by Henchsquid number 1 Clunking him on the head with his large black bang bang thing, which was fast turning into a large black clunk clunk thing. I think I'll go back to calling them guppyguns. Hecnsquid #2 Clunked Riffi on the head, just for the Hell of it.
"Owwww!" cried Riffi. "What are you hitting me for?"
"Shut up." said henchsquid number 1, Clunking Riffi with his guppygun again. Saxy smirked again. So henchsquid #2 belted HIM over the head with his guppygun. There appeared to be quite a lot of henchsquids in the room, I'm surprised it wasn't a little cramped.
"Owww!" went Saxy.
"Shut the F*** up!" shouted the Prawnfather. "This is no laughing matter.
"Someone only stole the tusks off your rug man, its not that serious." said Riffi.
"It is that serious." said the Prawnfather. "Those tusks contain secret plans for the Crustaceans Intelligence Agancy. Whoever has the plans can break in and take it over. Our civilization would be destroyed!!!"
"Is it really that serious though? I mean, So they can break in and find out all our conspiracy secrets and stuff. I got hacker friends who can do that anyway." Said Saxy.
"You've got hacker friends?" asked the Prawnfather, thoughtfully stroking his chin. Then he realised that he niether had a chin, nor had the rights to that particular joke, and so promptly stopped.
"You've got friends?" asked a now dazed Riffi.
CLUNK! Went Henchsquid #two's guppygun over Riffi's head.
"Stop that!" shouted the prawnfather, indicating to Henchipus #1. Since He hadn't done anything in a while, he wasn't paying attention, and so leapt to it, Clunking Henchsquid #two over the head with his guppygun. Only it wasn't really a clunk, sinch Squids are invertebrates, it was more of a squish.
SQUISH! Went the butt of Henchipus #1's guppygun into Henchsquid #two's head.
"Hey!" said Henchsquid number 2. "That tickles!"
"How would you know?" asked Henchsquid #two, nursing his bruised head.
"Hell yeah I got friends. Good friends, they can hack into any system in the country." Said Saxy, ignoring the antics of the many Hench-...invertibrates, I guess.
"Oh, well in that case, forget the tusks then." said the Prawnfather. He indicated to the henchipuseses to throw the two shrimps out on their hearing orifaces.
Which the Henchisquids promptly did.
"Hey!" said the Henchipuseseseses. "Thats our job!"
SQUISH! went the random butt of some guppygun into some random Henchinvertebrates head.
I would just like to point out now that the continuity folks took a break on this particular episode, which is why none of this rubbish makes any sense.
To be continued...
